What I'll do when I'm hungry...

This happened back in January.
We went out to eat for dinner on a day Mel decided to wear panties. Let's just say, I remembered that fact when it was too late and we were already seated at a table. So I took her out to our van in hopes of finding spare clean clothes or even just a diaper! There was nothing. So Mel is freaking out because she's tired, hungry, and cold and I'm trying to figure out a solution for this problem while Ali and Dan are still sitting inside IHOP sitting at the table with no clue to my predicament.
Before I go on, I want you to think what you would do in this situation...
Here's what I did;
I stripped my child down, put her back in her coat and arranged her sweater in such a way as to be disguised as pants. Then using a bandana (the only thing I could find), I wrapped it around her waist to act as a belt to keep her sweater-pants up.
(Think I'm crazy yet?)
Then we went into the restaurant and ate dinner.
Call me what you will, but when it comes to food and my hunger ...I sometimes do some crazy things.